Book a hilariously fake haircut. Pick a ridiculous style, choose a date, and prepare for the least professional haircut of your life.
Business up front. Party in the back. Extreme party.
We place a bowl on your head. It is an actual bowl.
Even we don't know what you'll get. Exciting, right?
You won't do it. (You should do it.)
Bold. Cryptocurrency not included.
Manager's phone number printed on your scalp. Free of charge.
Smooth. Crisp. Also, bald. A cucumber is involved.
So tall it needs its own postal code. Hair spray not included.